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A bit of light relief

SOME FURTHER QUESTIONS

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room
   when you get undressed?
   
   
2. If a person owns a piece of land
   do they own it all the way down to the earths core?
   
   
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
   
   
4. Is it impossible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
   
   
5. Why is it called 'Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ' My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
   
   
6. Why are they called stairs on the inside
   and steps on the outside?
   
   
7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
   
   
8. Why does mineral water, that has trickled through mountains for centuries, have a 'use by' date?
   
   
9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would want to eat

"Common sense
is not so common"
Voltaire

"Wonder is the
foundation of all philosophy, inquiry is the progress,
ignorance is the end"
Michel de Montaigne

"Wisdom is easy to carry but difficult to gather"
Czech Proverb

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