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A bit of light relief
Some Universal Truths

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4. You never quite know whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the figures 55378008 into a calculator. 
6. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
7. It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
8. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
9. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
10. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
11. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
12. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel manly.
13. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
14. Nobody dares make cup-a soup in a bowl.
15. Everyone remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16. The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
18. Some days you see a lot of people on crutches.
19. Every bloke at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
20. Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
21. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23. You never run out of salt.
24. Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
27. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
28. Despite the constant warning, you have never met anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan.
29. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an up turned plug.
30. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
31. You've turned into your dad the day you put a side a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33. Bricks are horrible to carry.
34. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
35. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

"If there is something you own that you can't give away, you don't own it it owns you"
Albert Schweitzer

"Creativity is so delicate, a flower,
that praise tends
to make it bloom,
while discouragement often nips
it in the bud"
Alex F. Osborn

Two caterpillars were
lying on a tree branch,
just at that moment a butterfly flew past them,
one caterpillar turns to
the other and says, 'You'll
never get me up in one of those!'

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